When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
coffeeshop aus more like fuck me in the butt and then kill me
i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit
Javik will kill himself after the war with the Reapers because you made him touch his shard ✿◕‿◕✿
what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg
a refrigerator. you just described a refrigerator.
